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jkottke:

Tadao Cern sets people up in front of powerful fans and takes their pictures. Instant fun house:

Tadao Cern

Many more of Cern’s photos are available on Facebook. (via colossal)

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Aries Spears’ Best Sports Impersonations (by ESPN)

His LL Cool J impersonation is funny, but his Denzel Washington impersonation is ON POINT.

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The Official White House:

President Barack Obama jokingly points out cake crumbs that Vice President Joe Biden dropped on the floor in the Oval Office following a birthday celebration for the President on Aug. 4, 2009.

(via The Official White House Flickr Photostream)

The Official White House:

President Barack Obama jokingly points out cake crumbs that Vice President Joe Biden dropped on the floor in the Oval Office following a birthday celebration for the President on Aug. 4, 2009.

(via The Official White House Flickr Photostream)

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It’s like my brother says, “bread is merely a vehicle for butter to enter the body.

Woman in nurse scrubs, overheard in an Italian Restaurant in Toms River, New Jersey

Overheard Everywhere


Welcome to New York, Bitches

  • Southern couple to 20-something girl:

    Oh, you look like you're from New York! Could you help us please?

  • 20-something girl:

    If I look like I'm from New York then you should know not to bother me. (runs off)

  • --Grand Central Terminal, Overheard by:

    emiwee

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(via Cyanide & Happiness #2790)

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(via Cyanide & Happiness #2793)

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A Message from Your Kids’ Teachers (by JimmyKimmelLive)

(via The Daily What)

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Quipsologies:
Funny ad by Draftfcb for the Lisbon Zoo, comparing the decibel levels of various animals with that of a kid inside a house all weekend.
(via Quipsologies - post link isn’t working, but if they fix it, it’s Vol 65 No 32)

Quipsologies:

Funny ad by Draftfcb for the Lisbon Zoo, comparing the decibel levels of various animals with that of a kid inside a house all weekend.

(via Quipsologies - post link isn’t working, but if they fix it, it’s Vol 65 No 32)

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Every. Single. Time.

  • Before exercise:

    I can't go today. I am sick. I have this pain, that pain. See? That is probably the first sign I am dying. Nope. I'll see if I can go tomorrow.

  • After exercise:

    I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD!

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